This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready and check out the craziest show on earth! It's our pal the Incredible Hulk and he's gone bonkers on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your ears. Those little lights are gonna be flashin'fast faster than a speeding train. Get ready 'cause this is one display you won't wanna sleep through. Road trip, anyone? Prepare for b